1.Where Did His Eye Go？
(phillips, lee)
He used to be a star of the stage and screen
But now he only sees half of everything
A funny little man with straight black hair
He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care
So, where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now
I saw him last night on the telethon
He's doing candyman with his glasses on
And then i saw him sing what kind of fool am i
He whipped off his glasses and i looked at his eye
But, where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now
(break)
We really love that boy
He's brought us so much joy
He even used to be a goy
But things are different now
And i'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
But does he see in 3d
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me
He used to be a star of the stage and screen
But now he only sees half of everything
A funny little man with straight black hair
He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care
2.Fan Mail
(phillips, huffsteter, kaballero)
Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
There's facts id like to learn
So many things i wanna know
Especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
Please send me everything
Cuz i
Am interested in you
And every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
Could you tell me where you buy your clothes
Could you sign my little sisters face
Put your signature any place and please send me a bio
Cuz we've got fan mail
We really really read it
Fan mail
We really really need it
I sent you my letter now i want a reply
You don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
Fan mail
So i would like to know just if and when
You'll be in town again
So that i could meet with you
And brag at my friends at school
Have you been all around the world
Have you seen every kind of girl
Or are you from the other side
Cause you
You can't believe everything that you read
With the hypocrysy and the greed
The papers all the things that they say
They don't tell me anything anyway
That's why i've gotta get it straight from you
Concerning your situation
Without an obligation
Break
My fan mail(oohs and aahs)
What's this i find to my surprise
Those fans that i idolized
No longer seem to exist
Now tell what can be the cause of this
Perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter
Fan mail send it out to me
Fan mail special delivery
3.Manny, Moe And Jack
(lee, kaballero, wilde)
When your on the road
And your car wont pull that load
And your wheels aren't feeling fine
Well i know of this joint
Where they'll check your plugs and points
I know these guys they're three good friends of mine
Manny moe and jack
They know what i'm after
Manny moe and jack
They know what i'm after
They're manny moe and jack
Once your inside
They wont take you for a ride
They got a good deal for you and your automobile
For the right price
They will sell you fuzzy dice
And leather hand grips for your steering whee-al
Chorus
If its tires you want they got a lot for you
Dunlop, firestone, pirelli too
(8x)many moe and jack!
They know what i'm after
4.Infidel Zombie
(phillips, lee, kaballero, ainsworth)
Well i've been running for a while
And i know that i'm next in line
She's been gettin trigger happy
And i've heard so far that she's killed 9
Well it's a complicated tale
With a price on my head
And a sharp looking agent who
Wants to find me certified dead
She's an infidel zombie
She gets depressed with duress
A love that cannot find me
Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now
They caught me once while i was out messin around
They put me in cemented wedges but i didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
But i know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start
To close in
Chorus
5.Nights In White Satin
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6.Tricia Toyota
(phillips, lee, wagon)
I came home one night tuned my t.v. in
My favorite show was about to begin
As i was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then i was sure that within a while
I was stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
With tricia toyota
I'm stuck
We were watching abe vigoda
Then every thing will be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
And i can say i never felt more alive
Taking in the sights of old tokyo
With tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then i never wanted to let her go
Chorus
Lead
Chorus
Always in a daze always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little asian goddess came from up above
I thank you nbc for sending my love
And tricia is the one i've been dreaming of
Chorus
7.I've Got A Splitting Hedachi
(phillips, lee, kaballero)
Well it's a chilly chilly evening
And you're burning with desire
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
I've been doin calestenics
Just to try to get in shape now
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
The set is on and i'm watching a show
But i can do it if you really must know
I should of known by you actions
What you're disposition's geared for
But i've had a busy morning
And my cranium is getting sore
Because i've got a splitting hedachi
And i don't wanna serve you now
Oh, i've got a splitting hedachi
Now
You said that you would give me head
But i'd rather watch johnny instead
Well its pushin 2：30
And you're feelin really dirty yeah
You got my hand on my member
And you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
I can't stand it now the pain is so bad
But its the worst thing a guy ever had
Chorus
8.Attack Of The Molemen
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9.She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
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